1. We prefer you without make-up
Don't get us wrong. We think you look cracking when you get glammed up but we like the natural look best. Even those spots and blemishes have their own charm.
2. Our actions speak louder than words
Sometimes we're not all that good at expressing how we feel about you, so look for clues in how we behave instead. We've mended that crack in the wall, done all the washing up and taken the bins out. This means we love you.
3. We're not commitment-phobes
In fact, we take commitment very seriously. That's why we're taking our time. We want to be completely sure you're "the One" before laying our hearts on the line. That's a good thing right? Just be patient.
4. We think about sex a lot
We can't help it. It's in our DNA. But remember, thinking about it isn't the same as acting on it. And it doesn't mean we love you any less.
5. We like to snuggle
Sex isn't always on our minds though. We like to share intimate moments holding hands and sharing cuddles just like you. And it doesn't even have to lead to sex.
6. We like it when you make the first move
There's nothing sexier than when a woman takes control of the situation and gives us a bit of direction.
7. We're not really bothered about cellulite
Orange peel? It's no big deal. We love your thighs the way they are.
8. We can usually tell if you're faking it
Don't patronise us. We'd rather do it right than have you put on a performance. Show us what to do. It'll be more fun for both of us.
9. We're not mind readers
We're not great at picking up on the emotional stuff so we'd much rather you told us what's wrong than give us the silent treatment.
10. We didn't mean it like that!
If something that we've said to you can be interpreted two ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Honest.
11. We like a bit of romance
It's not just you who enjoys being romanced. We enjoy being whisked off our feet somewhere fancy for a candlelit dinner from time to time as well.
12. We need to be told
Subtlety is wasted on us. Don't waste time hinting. Just tell us what you want.